kattastic99
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- RWBY (12)
- Dream SMP (9)
- Video Blogging RPF (7)
- Original Work (6)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (5)
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The Skeleton Key by intrepid_sea_lion, kattastic99
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Jun 2025
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When the Craft family moves across the country and into their ancestral mansion on the rural outskirts of the city, Tommy is completely determined to hate the place and everything about it.
Then a chance encounter with a book opens an unexpected door, leading Tommy into a tangle of magical secrets that Key House has long guarded – and a perilous friendship.
Or, the Locke and Key AU.
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After an immediate expulsion from the highest-ranking Performers Academy in Vacuo, Sun and his best friend Neptune find acceptance in the last place that will take them, Beacon Academy’s one-of-a-kind Last Resort Class, a program for delinquents and end-of-the-line students taught by Professor Qrow Branwen.
It is here, while being pushed to the limits of their abilities, that Sun finds himself drawn to his peer and roommate, a jaded prodigy by the name of Adam Taurus.Series
- Part 1 of Dancing To The Beat Of Your Heart
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Tommy is a strange child, but his whole family is strange. He doesn't mind it, because he has two friends he would do anything for and because he knows that his brothers would never let anything happen to him. Tommy loves to play in the Wild Lands, the places where magic is too strong for humanity to claim, where civilization is not possible. Tommy and his brothers are all very nature-focused, wild and untamed in varying degrees, and unfortunately nature is cruel.
Phil does his best to guide them, but he has seen past the veil of death and knows that everyone gets to continue for eternity in a grand afterlife, and so death has no true consequence, and a violent murder is rude at worst. That said, he will do Anything for his children. Anything at all.
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Holy Matrimony (never specifies which god it's holy to) by kattastic99
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
22 Oct 2024
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Phil and Techno were best friends who got married for tax purposes. It's been twelve years and they haven't examined that part of it in a while. Phil is an influential architect in a global construction firm, and Techno is a well regarded author with several movies adapted from his works. Neither of these things is true, but neither of them know it of the other: they're too busy killing people for forgotten gods in exchange for the riches they lavish each other with.
Until their gods tell them something very, very interesting.
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Liquid Nights and Demon Lights by kattastic99 for intrepid_sea_lion
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
13 Jun 2024
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In a town where the world breaks at night, sleeping outside is something only the truly desperate would even consider. Tommy doesn't have a choice, and it's wearing him down, but his friend Tubbo has promised to find him a place.
Hopefully he can manage it before Tommy's lost to the strangeness that pools like tar when the sun isn't up to banish it.
Recent series
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The Wild Hunt by intrepid_sea_lion, kattastic99
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Feb 2025
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Tricks and Treats and Spooks and Sweets by intrepid_sea_lion, kattastic99
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
31 Oct 2023
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- Works:
- 31
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Djaqen Roleplay by AlternativeTraume, FluffyTengu, kattastic99, the Djaqen (AvatarMN)
Fandom: Actor RPF, Canadian Actor RPF, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Greek and Roman Mythology, Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce, How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Japanese Mythology, Jay Baruchel - Fandom, Mythology — Fandom, Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Religion & Lore - Ambiguous Fandom, Rise of the Guardians (2012), Rozen Maiden, The Lorax (2012)
19 Nov 2017
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This is a collection of AvatarMN's role play as the Djaqen, with various partners. These stories first appeared on Tumblr, and are presented here for archival; collected and polished.
AvatarMN's Tumblr account is AvatarMN, and he roleplays the Djaqen (and blogs tentacle art) at the Djaqen's own Tumblr.
Djaq is an alternate universe version of Rise of the Guardians' Jack Frost who is a Lovecraftian Old Ones god (the white sheep of the family). He was known as the Kraken, and brings consentacles and healing cock to the needy. Read about him in stories written solo by his creator in the Djaqen's own series here on AO3, and see what he looks like at Tumblr.
Information about guest stars and their characters can be found in notes to the individual stories which they collaborated on, and any other writings outside of their partnership with AvatarMN and the Djaqen on their own dashboards.
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Adam Taurus should have died, and it is this harrowing experience that forces him to realize that he had been broken for a long, long time.
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In an alternate Remnant, The Grimm are not malicious beasts that roam the planes, but ghostly apparitions born from the darkest pits of human despair, who live only to eat what remains of the poor soul that spawned it. The world has found a way to combat this darkness without suppressing it – in this world, Performers are taught the highest forms of music and dance to inspire joy and goodness, and when needed, catharsis, within those at most risk of succumbing. Each kingdom is equipped with its own Performers Academy, but one particular school in Vale has a course that isn't offered anywhere else in all of Remnant.
Follow the stories of the students attending the Last Resort Class at Beacon Academy, taught by Professor Qrow Branwen. Each student has wound up there through all manner of events, and they all have been broken or bent by the world in all manner of ways – will they perish under the weight of themselves, or will they learn to flourish?
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Two years after the Horseman’s ride, a detective arrives to investigate a cold case.
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- Part 2 of The Prophecies
Bookmarked by kattastic99
15 Oct 2025
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"What if, during the events of #23 The Pretender, Tobias showed enough emotion to reveal he knew Elfangor, and this led to him being captured - and possibly adopted - by Visser Three?"
This is the crackfic question that popped into my head, and if I have had this terrible thought, now you have to have it too...
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13 Oct 2025
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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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- English
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Bookmarked by kattastic99
02 Oct 2025
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“We missed you,” Ranboo said.
Tommy scoffed and turned his head away.
“Tubbo made it pretty sure he didn’t miss me.”
“He does,” Ranboo said. “He did.”
“Then why all- all-” Tommy waved his hands around.
“Because he missed you.”
Tommy sighed, and rewrapped his arms so the hands wound around his elbows.
“I’m thinking I maybe shouldn’t have come back,” he said.
“Why?”
Tommy shrugged.
“Because my best friends have a whole life without me. Because my family has grown without me. Because my nephew never knew me. Because I wasn’t there. And now- now it’s too late.” He buried his hands in his hair, fingers tangling through loosening curls. “Now it’s too late, and I can’t- I can’t fix anything.”----
Five years ago, give or take, Tommy's older brother killed himself. Five years later, he goes back home and tries to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 6 of Eskellion's SBI fics
Bookmarked by kattastic99
27 Sep 2025
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Split the Moon by Aard_Rinn
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Sep 2025
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Twenty years ago, Doc Monster put a false moon in the sky. Ever since, the shadows covering Hermitopia have only grown deeper.
The shadows can hide danger - but they shelter, too. Things like little birds, and lizards, and people who can't risk getting caught.
Bookmarked by kattastic99
22 Sep 2025