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Pretty Little Blaze by Red_Pirate_Of_The_Deep
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Mar 2026
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“Let me guess.” Impulse says, “only once your body has given up on you, can you sleep wherever you crash?”
Tango swallows, looking away from Impulse with crimson cheeks, “Oh Impy…” he chuckles," You know me so well.”
“Have you been eating and drinking?” Impulse asks.
Tango looks back up at Impulse, grinning, “I have actually.” he says, “I don’t want to get anymore pesky headaches, so I’v been pretty consistent drinking water, and I’v setting a timer to go off when I need to eat.”
“Good.” Impulse says, “Now, when was the last time you touched yourself?”
Tango turns red yet again, “Impy, I-...” Tango bites his lip, “I don’t remember, it has to have been a week or two ago.” he says, "I've just been so busy, and tired.”
“Well, what if I took care of that for you?” Impulse offers, “just you and me tonight, “I’ll do all the work.” he promises, “but only if you're up to it.”
Tango clears his throat, looking up at Impulse, “I think I would enjoy that.” he admits.
Or, Impulse knows when he gets busy with his projects, Tango will forget to take care of himself, solution? Sex of course "3
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- Part 11 of Red's Trans!Tango smut fics
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08 Apr 2026
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Monitoring you, (like machines do) by redsinyourbed (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Nov 2025
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“You’re not okay,” Grian said, spotting the dark stain on the sleeve. Blood. He grabbed the guy’s arm to steady him. The fabric was soaked, warm and sticky, dripping slowly. Grian’s stomach twisted. “What the hell happened to you?”
The man swayed, knees buckling. “Whoa, easy!” Grian caught him under the arms, he was heavy as a sack of iron, and slung the stranger’s arm over his shoulders. Half-dragging, half-carrying, he hauled him toward the workshop. The man didn’t resist, just leaned in, breathing raggedly.
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Or:Grian tried to be a good person and help out a seemingly drunk man, and somehow ended up in a spaceship in love with aliens who lowkey want to fuck him… he’s not sure either man…
ALIEN HERMITS X HUMAN GRIAN HEREM KISS ME
Check summary’s for TW!
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05 Jan 2026
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Zedaph hasn't seen Tango's new outfit yet. When Tango arrives at his base to show him, he's hungry.
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29 Nov 2025
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- Part 10 of Zen's NSFW Hermit Art
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29 Nov 2025
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Martyn leant back on his arms, kicking his feet through the water as he watched his partner swimming deep below him. It was a rest day on the Limited Life server, and a hot one too. Some people were using today to gear up, but they were in a time of yellow peace and Martyn was planning to make the most of this time to actually relax. You could be geared to the teeth but it wasn’t going to do you any good if you were burnt out and swaying on your feet with exhaustion.
“What’re you thinking about?” Scott asked, popping up in the water just in front of him. His teeth were visibly sharper, just one of the many changes Martyn had noticed since the man’s name had turned to yellow. It had only been a day, he was still getting used to the new changes, and Martyn was doing his best to not get any ideas from looking too long at Scott’s gills.
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Underwater blowjobs brought to you by the Mean GillsBookmarked by TheDreadPoetRoberts
27 Aug 2025
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A dragon clutch and then some by KeroseneLamp
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Aug 2025
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Ren learns that Martyn can lay eggs in people and immediately wants to participate. (Martyn tries to have a crisis about it, but he’s too horny for overthinking)
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- Part 2 of Urban fantasy AU
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27 Aug 2025
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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- 6/6
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11 Aug 2025
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imposterification by winged_felon for Slooopes
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Among Us (Video Game)
22 May 2025
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Tango doesn't run fast enough after seeing Jimmy kill Skizz
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08 Aug 2025
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“Look, Tango, I need you keep an open mind,” Impulse said, hurriedly placing the bundle delicately in Tango’s arms, “and especially an open heart.”
Tango cradled it like he saw Impulse had. It had a very strange weight to it. After all, it was very heavy for its size. And, if he stayed still enough, he could vaguely feel a small amount of movement.
Almost like breathing.
“You were the only person who could help,” Impulse whispered, his voice pathetically wet as he carefully pulled the blankets back.
Tango tore his eyes away from Impulse, and onto the thing in the bundle.
His heart dropped.
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Aka- Tango has had a lot of internalized hate for his own species when a baby of the same species suddenly appears in Hermitcraft.
Aka aka- Tango turns out to be a pretty alright dad
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06 Aug 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of hidden
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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19 Jul 2025
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Teenage Dirtbags (Hermitcraft/Life Series AU) by IllogicalChaos
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 Oct 2025
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My (IllogicalChaos's) hybrid and human Hermitcraft/Life Series AU. If you like vanilla relationships, no angst, and consistent updates, this is the wrong fucking place. Here we've got angst, smut, eventual happy endings, massive age gaps, and buckets of the author's charcuterie board of kinks all packed into one series that updates as inconsistently as the author's sleep schedule. So buckle up and hold onto your buttcheeks because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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- 15,632
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02 Jul 2025
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scarian fake dating universe by Bluebblurry, ChickenSoup1025
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Jun 2025
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- 3
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26 Jun 2025
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NSFW Art book. Mind the tags. Mainly Convex. Only Bottom Scar.
Don't like? Don't click.---
Warning/s: anime-like art style, I'm AroAce I do not know what sex looks or feels like, I don't know what a dick looks like either.
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- English
- Words:
- 67
- Chapters:
- 21/?
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- 23
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06 Jun 2025
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from eden by AquaQuadrant
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
01 Feb 2025
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A canary and a coal mine find love in the dark, but the past can't stay hidden forever.
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This chapter: Tango is forced to finally confront his past at Hels Tek, this time with Jimmy and friends behind him. But he soon finds that there are some battles he must fight alone, the outcome of which will change his life- and the universe- forever.
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- Part 1 of Hels to Pay
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 151,290
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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21 May 2025
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Bullet for my Bounty by JaegarDog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Feb 2026
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Jimmy kinda had to admit: he might be in a little over his head. Just a smidgen.
Rock dust showered down over him as another shot hit the rock he was sheltering behind, his hat keeping most of it from his eyes. He clutched his hat as he ducked forward. Raising his revolver, he shakily checked his rounds, finding three bullets still in the chambers. A hand groped around for his ammunition pouch on his belt, drawing a few rounds out and trying to load them with a shaking hand.
He found the right poster and held it up, glancing between the sketched face beneath the ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ and the man in front of him.
Yep, that was Tango Tek alright.
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Jimmy wasn't looking for the guy with the big bounty, but he found him anyway.
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Fic now complete!! 🧡🤠
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- Part 1 of BulletVerse
- Language:
- English
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- 29/29
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21 Apr 2025
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Traveling Thieves {Dark Fantasy AU} by Amethystfairy1
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 May 2026
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A collection of all the stories in Traveling Thieves, which is my Dark Fantasy, Hybrid Slavery, super angsty AU that spawned from my Whumptober 2023 prompt fills! Currently in semi-chronological order except for the first fic in the series, which will always be “I see the danger, it’s written there in your eyes” which if anyone does want to read the series in chronological order, I’d like them to start there! ^-^ I also occasionally place some stories in specific locations that I think work best for the reading order that aren't exactly where they'd be timeline-wise!
WARNING: THIS IS A WHUMP-CENTRIC, ANGST-CENTRIC, HURT/COMFORT (SOMETIMES NO COMFORT) DARK FANTASY AU.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read the tags before you dive into any stories of this one, this series is intended to be a place for me to try my hand at writing and exploring some darker themes.
There will be plenty of happy times in this, too, though! It's not all doom and gloom, I promise! I hope you'll enjoy!
Ask me about the series, world building, future planning, or just come say hi! @amethystfairy1
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- 65
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- 496
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10 Mar 2025
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TASTE by FourCrowsInATrenchcoat
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
18 Jan 2026
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A mess of varying messiness univeristy AU (daring today I see) solidango and grimpulse trying to make it work. Pretty explicit, they do be a fair bit of fucking/kink/adjacent horniness.
- Words:
- 20,999
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- 4
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03 Jan 2025
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Jimmy is never too tired to feed Tango (almost), and he's almost brave (tired) enough to confess his feelings.
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16 Dec 2024
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when things don't go to plan by SalixWrites
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Feb 2025
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This au is more than just porn I swear please you guys gotta believe me -
The plot is here! Cheering.
- Words:
- 11,184
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- 5
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- 15
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12 Dec 2024
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Found Amidst the Ashes by Shadowfire_RavenPheonix
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life - Fandom, Life Series - SMP
31 Aug 2022
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After the Rage comes to the grief.
Jimmy is worried about the listless state Tango has collapsed into now that his fury has burned out along with the rest of their home. All he can do is offer what comfort he can; what comfort Tango will let him offer, no matter how much he yearns to offer something more.
But after the inferno has passed, new life often awakens.
...and perhaps the soulmates might find something new growing in their bond amidst the ashes.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,549
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- 3/3
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- 165
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- 662
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- 70
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Bookmarked by TheDreadPoetRoberts
03 Oct 2024