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“Settin’ all that aside,” Techno said dryly, “why did you think it was a good idea to try and steal a poorly-made cart convoy of rice, of all things? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s generally pretty cheap. Not a lot of market fluctuation or dramatic price shifts either.”
“I didn’t need it for- Technoblade,” The kid asked, cutting his previous train of thought off and gazing up earnestly as he got to his feet, “Technoblade, can you help me with some, uh, important business? Please?”
“This isn’t exactly the best way to demonstrate you’re a good business partner.”
“No,” he said, and lowered his voice, “But it’s android business.”
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A place for sickfics, based off of Sicktember 2021 and 2022 prompts. Do you like sick!Techno? You're in for a treat!
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Venetian Suntan by infectiousKnowledge for RoddCherry
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Mar 2023
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Dream is an intergalactic smuggler. His usual packages are drugs.
He picks up something unusual when passing through a Ad-World Planetoid.
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Tommy coughs out blue blood and looks down, half of his friend's face was burned off. Tubbo was unconscious. The android swore and sat up “ fuck! Tubbo “ he gently looked at the burn and pulled out a bottle with green liquid inside, lifting the bottle up to his friend's lips.
He was about to make the liquid slide down his friend's throat when a familiar beeping sound came from behind him. He looked back and gritted, the small bomb was there. He yelped as he was blown away.
He coughed again and blinked his eyes. His body hurts so much, he felt like he was burning up. He reached his hand towards tubbo. His friend's body was blown away too and was more injured than before. How could he be so distracted? None of this would happen if he just let his guard up just a little. But he was too distracted with his friend.
“ t-tubbo, “ he whispered, weakly. He coughs out more blue blood and tears rolling down his cheek.
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"A retired soldier? How the hell would it care for a child?" Enderia sneered. She had come with her son, Ranboo to a store that sold androids. They had gone to the caretaker section. She needed something she knew could keep her baby cared for properly. An android that had previously been a soldier used for war that was simply rebuilt to be a caretaker due to Cyberlife not wanting to waste it didn't seem like something she particularly wanted to be around her son.
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Techno, a retired soldier android learning about how to be a father doing his best to raise his human child, Ranboo with many bumps in the road.
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To Be Stronger Than an Enderman by Closeted_Bookworm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jan 2023
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The sight of him, a fully-outfitted battle droid, looming almost five feet over their heads should have scared them. It didn't. To be fair, he was basically Tommy’s brother, but Techno hoped he was at least a little intimidating. He’d have to be, if he was going to get the party through this journey unscathed.
It's moving day for the underground base, and in this world, that's a big deal. Techno's got a great team, but they're human. And humans can get hurt rather easily. It's like carrying a fishbowl through a ball pit.
(the first story in the series is helpful to read, but not required)
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- Part 2 of Mobpocalypse Tales
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Techno get #destroyed
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But the Earth Refused to Die by lexagon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 Mar 2022
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“Access key needed to access memory storage. Please contact CyberLife for further instructions.” It blinks, attempting to retrieve the number. “Access to CyberLife has been disabled. Please call CyberLife Repairs to enable it.”
“Uh, Phil?” Techno says, unsure.
Phil’s attention doesn't drift from it. “Ranboo, you’re scaring us, mate.”
It tilts its head at the name, smiling absently.
“Name not registered. Would you like to register the name, ‘Ranboo’?”
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In the mids of retirement, Phil and Techno happen upon a damaged and distressed android, one from the very same place they've been avoiding. Whatever CyberLife did to the person that used to be their friend seems unfixable, but trying to solve it with the power of love and friendship couldn't hurt, right?
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Technoblade stays in the little shack in the corner of the junkyard. It's mostly quiet. It's mostly dry. That helps with his slowly disintegrating circuits and wires. Some.
He avoids humans, since they shoot him. He avoids other androids, since they shoot him. He should avoid babies, since they... will shoot him?
This one just cries. He thinks he wants it to stop crying.
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- Part 3 of Techno-centric Sicktember 2022
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SMP: Become Human by prestongoodplay
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
29 Apr 2021
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Tommy was an android, working for Wilbur Soot at his music shop in a tiny corner of Detroit.
Ranboo was an android assigned to be a deviant hunter, working along the android Technoblade and the human Philza at the Detroit City Police Department.
Tubbo was a personal android, working for Jschlatt, the infamous founder of Ram Corporations.
This is their story.
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Walking the Path of Humanity by Lizzy_Lemons
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Aug 2022
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You see, Tommy has been homeless for nearly five years now. He had, for lack of better words, run away from his father's house on his 11th birthday and had been on the streets ever since. He’d moved from state to state, living off stealing or the occasional small job. That leads us to Tommy’s present problem. He had been caught pickpocketing. A large, burly, hulk of a man was now chasing Tommy - who had the man’s cheap leather wallet gripped in his grubby hands - down the street. His day was off to a great start
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Three orphans with nowhere to go, two cops with a job to do, and two women who just want to live a domestic life in peace. Follow them on a journey of mystery, lies, sorrow, love, loss, and friendship. Will they all reach their goals? Who will get in their way? Find out!
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Mmmmmm DBH AU is tasty mmmmmm
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🥐2024🍞 by Soulless_Fawn
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), sbi - Fandom, Stranger Things (TV 2016), Wolf Pack (US TV 2023)
03 Sep 2025
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Not going to lie I suspect this is going to be the smallest series so far. If you don’t know I’m in college now, yay! Y’all really following me along for my whole life like damn I started doing this back in 2021. Anyways, new year new angst opportunities am I right?
Same rules apply, no fics from past years are making it into here even though I’m still updating them. But that’s a read it, see y’all through 2024.
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we'll die together by mysticalsoot
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Lovejoy (Band), Sleepy Bois Inc, sbi - Fandom
28 Jan 2024
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"You're a fucking machine! You don't feel." Phil seethes, every bit of anger and resentment he's ever held, bubbling over and spilling onto Wilbur.
"You're human and you don't feel, do you?"or; The new android model, WS960, designed to hunt deviants is assigned to Luitenent Philip Watson, the DPD's head drunk, mourner who hates everyone around him.
CURRENT VERS!! (formerly 'humanity doesn't require red, neither does family')
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- Part 1 of SBI DBH AU
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Bench Trio by ThatOnePerson6890
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 May 2022
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Xylias’s TWB MCC 2023 Fics by XYL (XylstGlitch), XylstGlitch
Fandom: Evillious Chronicles, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work, Video Blogging RPF, Vocaloid
28 Feb 2024
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the writers block mcc event fics hbhbhbushshs idk what i’m writing about
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You can scream and you can shout, I can't hear. Over And Out. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jan 2022
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“Fuck!”
“Target found, searching database, no result found, scanning target”
“The hell? Fuck my eyes!”
“No immediate danger detected, turning off defensive state”
“What-”
“Hello” He greeted the man.
The blond reeled back in surprise. “Oh, what the fuck?”
“I am Experiment BLADE but you may call me Technoblade”
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Phil finds robot Techno shut down in an abandoned spaceship and gets dragged on a journeyOr, or
Technoblade opens his eyes to find out that it has been months since he was last awake, he finds the first person he can, and goes on a mission to find Phil's dead son and the idiot who created him, Tommy
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Symphony by ShrimpColorsT99
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
20 Nov 2021
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The update had taken the entire Shelter Asset Team by surprise.
Techno had been underneath the Hydroponic system, repairing it when it fluttered into his inbox.
The Shelter had buffered briefly, before flashing a sour green.
As Techno read over it, he could see why.
Any insinuation that the Shelter was less than perfect was usually met with immediate correction, but this was a message coming from another Shelter, far away.Shelter D.129,
The Shelters were created in a panic, as a response to the burning of the earth. They were implemented with several flaws. I have taken it upon myself, along with my fellow androids, humans, and robots to upgrade the Shelter Code, implement new advancements, and include a few new asset designs.
May the iron fingers of our creators make you swift and sure,
Shelter H.136.The update was a good thing. Progress was progress.
The Reset Cycle had been triggered, and things were moving.
Everything was fine, right?(Probably need to read the first one in the series to understand this one, sorry)
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- Part 2 of A Wonderful World
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Mobpocalypse Tales by Closeted_Bookworm
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Jan 2023
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Vibrations in the air, what is your meaning? by IAteAGuitar
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
09 Mar 2023
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Phil as Hank and Techno as Connor. Phil killed Techno to save the revolution but turns out like any old revolt, androids can face greed just like humans. They basically took over and shit lol. How the tables have turned.
His assistant, Thomas Innes, manages to get Model BL4D3 working for just a couple of minutes. Phil has a good old chat with an old friend about the meaning of the word 'mean', meaningless promises, and meaningless words. All while drinking and attempting to imitate someone's coin tricks.
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OR I was feeling moody today and shat this out in... two hours?