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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
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How Technoblade Saved The SMP With Hugs by IAmKatWithAK
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Sep 2022
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Nobody else DreamXD had watched had ever reacted to a hug quite as strongly, even the most touch-starved. It seemed that Technoblade hugs were simply– special.
And so that is how DreamXD came to the conclusion that Technoblade was the best hugger on the server.Or, Technoblade hugs are so good even God notices
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- Part 1 of The HTSTSWH Universe
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Hey Girl, I Accidentally Summoned A God and He Won’t Fucking Leave Aha by tekmier
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Jan 2022
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Wilbur promised Tommy a plate of Fish n Chips if the summoning failed.
It did fail. Kind of.
But instead of Fish n Chips they've got a pink haired pretty boi in their house now.And he refuses to fucking leave.
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[ Wilbur Soot likes doing weird shit and he manages to summon a god who is in fact very socially awkward. Tommy is not particularly happy about this. ]- Language:
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Technoblade is part of MAFIAS. No, not that mafia. Magical Artifact Investigations and Active Solutions.
As an intern, his job is pretty simple: holding on to a variety of supernatural items that can't fall into unsafe hands. This does not combine well with being a sleep-deprived college student.
When Techno finds himself tied up with both the fae realm and the underworld at the same time, he will have no choice but to plead his case for freedom. And maybe try to do that without losing his mind at the very eager fae and goddess who both think they have some sort of claim on him.
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Seeds Intertwined
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Statement of The Blade by mayrine for LyraLikesToDraw
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Aug 2024
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Statement of “The Blade”, regarding his uncontrollable urges. Original statement does not have a clear date. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
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- Part 3 of team orchids the beloved
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Ughhh this is so well written. Lowkey am feeling inspired to write a tma x dsmp crossover now. hmmm...
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Totally Not Found Family in Space, What are you talking about? by Crow_Soul_Anarchist, m3ntalpengu1np0p
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Jul 2025
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Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.
Techno Blade is a pirate captured by those same aliens.
He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.
(Rated Teen and Up for Violence & Language)
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- Part 1 of Found Families In Space
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It would not have been incorrect to say that one of the reasons why Techno had suddenly decided to organize a family dinner for the first time in his life was because, during his latest visit to Snowchester, he’d found out that Ranboo, his protege, was married to Mr. President and the Traitor. Not only that, but, as it turned out, those three had a kid together, a small zombie piglin, and that sure did make him feel some kind of way.
It hurt to know that Ranboo didn’t trust him enough to tell him about his family. He hated being in the dark. It made it harder to know who he could truly count on.
But it would have been a lie to say that this breach of trust alone was the reason for his newly-found desire for some social interactions. Technoblade was not such a weak man.
No, there was something that he disliked even more than being lied to by his loved ones, and that was people doing things wrong. And one look at his little brother’s too-thin frame, his pale skin, his graying hair, and the dark circles under his eyes had been enough for him to decide that his partners were clearly not caring for him properly.
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or, Techno is unhappy with Tommy's condition and takes matters into his own hands
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- Part 7 of Clingytober 2025
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When the conflict between Skyblock and the Antarctic Empire had dragged on long enough without showing any sign of either nation being defeated, a truce was struck. Skyblock agreed to stop its assaults and negotiate a peace treaty, and in return, the empire would do the same. To show goodwill, Skyblock would even go so far as to hand over its most competent general as a prisoner of war. That way, the Antarctic Empire would know the lengths they were willing to go to for a proper resolution.
Such were the circumstances that led to Phil taking custody of Technoblade: skilled warrior, revered tactician, and current political hostage.
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Techno doesn't know what made his father break. The world ending, the dead starting to walk, or maybe his mother dying. All three, probably. But it doesn't really matter, because someone has to handle keeping them all alive. And the only one that can do it now is him.
Then Techno gets bit. And he still has to be the one to handle it.
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Parentified Technoblade struggles with the weight of the world on his shoulders, a ticking clock, and the inability to ask for help. Will his family finally notice just how much he's dealing with? Or will it be too late...?
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screaming and crying
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I really like this, good angst and deft use of characterization to develop the setting.
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A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.
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A Wolf Called The Blood God by WolfsBane54
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Oct 2025
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The child was whimpering softly, hands curled tightly into Steve's fur while the wolf licked his face gently. He wasn't much of a sight, hair that could have been blond was matted with mud and leaves, and his torn shirt and trousers did nothing to shield him from the unrelenting wind. Techno could see him shivering from where he was standing, his whole body shaking.
But the biggest concern was the trap that securely snapped around the child's leg, a few inches above the ankle. Techno couldn't help but wince at the way the metal jaws punctured deep into the skin, a concerning amount of blood pooling around the wound, and a tiny amount of the whiteness of bone peeking through.
One wrong move and the child's leg would be snapped clean in half.
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“Please,” one soldier told Techno over dinner, “The Blood God isn’t going to help you. He doesn’t accept any of the blood sacrifices the generals leave for him, so either he doesn’t exist, or he thinks he’s too good for the likes of us. Either way, it’s best to find a different patron.”
Techno had punched him in the face for that. None of his other comrades ever brought up the Blood God again.
Well, except for one.
“You follow the Blood God?” the new kid said, staring up at Techno with unbelievably blue eyes.
“Yeah,” Techno replied, perhaps a bit gruffer than he meant to, “What’s it to you?”
“Nothing!” the new kid said, grinning wildly, “I love that guy. He gets all the ladies. Hey, we should be friends!”Or: Techno is the last devout follower of the Blood God. Tommy may or may not be said god.
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- Part 1 of Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU)
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a deity favouring their last devotee? hell yeah, give me more!!!!
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How To Live The Completely Normal Life of a Citizen Telepath: A Guide by Ranboo Beloved by Careecent
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Oct 2022
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In a world of various superpowers and superheroes, Ranboo Beloved is a telepath.
Telepathy— the ability to tap into others minds and to be able to communicate with them through their thoughts. A mental power that doesn’t rely on reading the facial expressions and body language of the person, a telepath can just— read their mind. Hear their thoughts as if they were their own.Overall, an invasion of privacy.
Ranboo is one of few in possession of this power. It’s not as fun as you may think.
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A comfort fic including both Telepath!Ranboo and Dadnoblade :]]]
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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SO GOOD!! I NEED TO RETURN TO SUPERHERO AUS ASAP
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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Everything I wanted in a story right now thank you
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When Phil made the decision to go undercover in a terrorist organization for what was likely to be years, he knew he would have to do things he would never forgive himself for. If that's what it takes to make the world a safer place for people everywhere, for his children, then he would do it.
Then he meets the organization's weapon, The Blade: a trained assassin, a perfectly loyal tool, a killer that never blinks. And he's just an innocent boy. One that Phil can't save while keeping his cover.
Phil chooses to save the world, and has to deal with the aftermath every day for the rest of his life. And the rest of the life of the boy he helped break.
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Techno is a brainwashed assassin whose sole purpose is obeying the people who made him. Phil is a spy working undercover as his handler. It's as complicated as one would expect.
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He does not miss Tommy.
That’s the lie that Techno has been forcing down his throat ever since the day Tommy chose Tubbo over him.
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day 6/31 - Vermillion
huevember but my slow ass is doing it in january!!
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- Part 6 of Huevember But It's January
- Part 29 of TommyInnit Fics
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Worlds by Unikrinstall
Fandom: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
08 Sep 2025
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Basically every single MCYT related fanfic I’ve ever written.
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Read later. Its intresting.
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You believe me like a god? (I’ll betray you like a man) by averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Oct 2025
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He couldn't cope with the shame, the disappointment he felt in himself, and worst of all the justification he felt in his actions. He knew that none of those would be welcomed before an all-powerful deity that had never felt emotion in that same way that a mortal did and so he pushed it all down, fighting the urge to let out the sigh that had built in his chest.
Or: God servant Technoblade is abandoned by the God he follows. Fortunately for him, someone else has had their eye on him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 4th- “I can make it all better”Series
- Part 2 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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Techno is outcast by the god of war because he saved Phil, and then is offered a choice.