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I’m sick and I don’t want to get better by Ifourgor, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Jun 2024
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Techno is a world renowned vampire hunter (okay hunter of everything) who has a love for violence and a heart that sympathizes with the undead. In fact most of his friends are undead. When he moves over to Europe for more work, he finds that is heart can still beat for family. His worst nightmare.
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Or Techno likes killing things for fun and can only seem to relate to vampires, and they all find it endearing.
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Or evil Techno’s vampire platonic harem
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An Ounce of Peace is All I Want for You by scout (scout_eki)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2021
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It’s not going to be particularly easy to escort a vulnerable and exhausted man out of the prison, but Techno is nothing if not stubborn. Even if he has to carry the man for miles to get back to Techno’s home, he’d do it without a second thought. He’ll do anything to save Harpocrates.
Or: Techno breaks Dream out of prison, and they both struggle with the aftermath.
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The Blood of the Covenant and the Blood on my Hands by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Tommy dragged him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."
"Have you ever considered that you wouldn't be able to?" Techno replied calmly.
"Oh I absolutely could," Tommy hissed. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."
"And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupted, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.
Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad
Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.
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Ranboo didn’t know a lot. He didn’t know much about his coven. He didn't remember much from when he was a human. He didn't even remember his sire's face. He did however, know that it was her blood on the floor.
Ranboo's sire died, which in most circumstances would mean he was going to follow after pretty quickly. Fortunately for him, he ends up with someone willing to take him on even though he's probably too far along in fledglinghood to get a replacement sire.
It's... a little awkward the person helping him totally murdered his sire in cold blood.
(This is Ranboo's backstory in my vampire AU Scorned.)
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- Part 2 of Vampire Daddy Issues: The Series
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Swallow Your Affections by Jeeblie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
16 Oct 2025
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You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that...
You couldn't die.
Not without extra steps.
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A general collection of all my dark SBI works, some parts will be standalone oneshots and others will be inspired by other fics or ongoing fics / au's
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Tommy was the most normal in his family, at least he felt like that. While his parents and brothers were psychopaths, the only thing wrong with him is that he couldn't feel anything. He felt like he lived in a world of gray, everything was just so dull. He felt so empty, like there was nothing to live for.
That was until he met Purpled.
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Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.(if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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echnoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.ch14;-;
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there is a dream (and it sleeps in me) by phroggit (samsung_alot), samsung_alot for TobyFoxtrott
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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He tries to feel around. His hands can hardly move from their position and all he can feel is hard plastic walls. He runs his tied feet across any surface he can and finds only the same plastic walls. When he wiggles his feet in front of him and up, there’s a slight incline that makes Tommy think he’s not in some kind of plastic box, but something else.
A car horn goes off somewhere. Tommy blinks and realizes he is tied up in someone’s fucking trunk.
What the fuck, Tommy thinks, very eloquently.
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The hand that had been holding the knife came up to Dreams face again, cupping it as Blade leaned in. Experimentally he traced his hand across Dreams face and swiped his thumb across Dreams lips, leaving behind a warm wet substance.
Blood, Dream distantly realised in an abstract horrified sense, he’d put blood on my face.
Techno leaned back, hand lingering over the others lips as he exhaled in excitement. Just like he thought- With his dirty blonde hair splayed out around his head like a halo, green eyes wide with unshed tears and face stained with fresh scarlet blood- the other man was very pretty.
Or! What happens when you’re a serial killer that’s apart of an immortal family and you decide to kidnap the guy you’re pretty sure you just fell head over heels for after almost killing him?....
Fuck.
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Elbow-deep in DSBI by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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A series of all of my DSBI fics, for your reading pleasure <3
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New Like the Dawn (He Breaks at Night) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Dec 2022
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Ranboo had just moved to L’Manberg, a grand city with even grander job opportunities, which is exactly why his moms and him moved.
His first day isn’t even over before he meets his new best friend, a boy named Tubbo U. Craft. They seem to have a quickfire bond that rivals even that of his old friend group, and they knew each other for years.
Though his attitude changes after learning of a horrible group of serial killers, meets Tubbo’s adoptive family, and starts to notice some less-than-comforting similarities between his best platonic husband and the Mad Scientist Spree Killer - Between the entire Craft family and the deranged Sleepy Boys Incorporated Murderers.
To say the least, this school year is not looking in his favor.(Or: Ranboo moves to a new town with new friends on the horizon, and a rich family that is more than happy to be the friendliest neighbors on the street, but their sweetness soon turns sickening when he finds out the secrets just behind closed doors.)
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Aching by WitheringEffect
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Mar 2023
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His whine—lost—help—hurt—is muffled in his blanket. He doesn’t understand, it hurts when Tommy tried to pick at the flashes of pink, of blonde and of brown. A longing that spills over like an overfilled cup. Desperate and aching.
Tommy doesn’t know why he sees it, why he longs for something he doesn’t know—maybe it was something beyond the fuzz because his heart spasms and his gut churns, his instinct crying out.
Lost—hurt—where are you?
He had been with Dream for as long as he could remember, why do they cry out for people Tommy had never met?
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Anon(If you know, keep quiet) by Anonymous
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), nonw, Stardew Valley (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Mar 2023
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I'll let you deal with my writing
Supper slow updates in all of the ones that are multiple parts
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the best anon dreamnoblade fics
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At the age of fifteen, Tessa, the princess of the Arctic Empire is getting married.
On the day of her sixteenth birthday, King Philza and Prince Wilbur are informed of the death of the princess. The king disappears, and the prince takes his place.
Two years later, a war is brewing between the Arctic Empire and the SMP.
At the moment, Wilbur has been kidnapped by a gang of pirates led by Theseus and the most wanted thug Technoblade.
All this is a story about tragedy, pain, hope and freedom.
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The child looks him up and down carefully, “Are you, my babysitter?” He asks, tone curious.
Wilbur nods, “Yeah, I am. I’m Wilbur.” He introduces, heart, slowing down from the sudden scare.
“Tommy, the biggest man ever.” The child smiles, putting his hands on his hips.
Wilbur grins, “I’m sure you are.” He agrees, “So Tommy, what would you like to do? I was thinking about dinner at 5:30?”
The kid jumps down the last few stairs, nodding, “Ok! Will you come play with me and Techno?”
Wilbur raises his eyebrows, “Techno?”
Tommy holds up the doll, “Techno! He is my best friend and protector!”
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Who knew something so simple, could take a turn so fast?
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The Angel Sees Justice by BelNivalis
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
21 Sep 2021
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Phil was just planning a quick get-in and get-out job. He wasn't planning on realizing his feelings.
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SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
Hilarity ensues
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Basically my favorite fics ya
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murder, cannibalism, kidnapping, & other illegal acts by phroggit (samsung_alot), samsung_alot
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Mar 2025
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An unconnected series of Dark SBI fics.
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AMAZING works, every last one of them.
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Peachy but Peachy Writes MCYT by PeachyKeener
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2022
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