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SBI post-apocalypse au
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“You don’t look disabled.”
Techno groans. It’s gonna be one of those days.
“I’m sure I don’t,” he says, reaching for the cane in the passenger seat.
“Why are you parking here? There are people who need this spot more than you do.”
Techno’s pretty sure this guy is the new political sciences professor. It’s gonna suck to work with him for however long the asshole’s gonna be here. Which probably won’t be very long, if the asshole keeps being an asshole to Techno, who has tenure. Administration likes him too much to risk losing him.Series
- Part 5 of soft hands and gentle hearts
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Ever since he was a young child, Techno has been suffering from falling sickness, a rare disease that causes sudden seizures and is attributed to a demon's influence. In reality, falling sickness has nothing to do with demons. Just ask Philza, who happens to be one.
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Sicktember prompt 'Medieval treatment' with SBI
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- Part 4 of Shae's Sicktember 2024
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The Tale of the Ascension of the Technoblade the Blood God, and rediscovering his humanity.
The Legend of the Angel of Death, of Philza the Old Crow, and how he fell in love with both life and death.
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Part character study, part divinity fic, told in three parts. First is Techno's ascension, next is Phil's origin, last is their meeting.
Edit: Not romantic or ship! Leave if you ship these characters!Series
- Part 1 of divinity as a verb
- Part 1 of we can live forever if you've got the time
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EMERALD DUO MY BELOVED yes this is amazing fire and flame, stars and void yes all of it
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Two Legends meet
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For an immortal Elytrian, Phil has faced his fair share of surprises over the last few months. He discovered he has a platonic soulmate, he has discovered that his soulmate is a human, and he has discovered humans can grow wings.
And now he has to discover real quick how to take care of a sick person too.
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Sicktember prompt 'borrowed hoodie' with emduo
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- Part 1 of Shae's Sicktember 2024
- Part 13 of In Every Universe (You Are Ours) - Dark SBI collection
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Oops, it's all hurt!techno - Shae's 2023 Whumptober by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandom: Dream SMP, Origins SMP
16 Jul 2025
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Twenty fics I wrote with the combined prompts of the SBI Whumptober event and the AI-less whumptober event. Predictably enough, they all ended up featuring hurt!Techno.
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Royalty / Soulmate AU by kitcatnah
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Sep 2022
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Wilbur and techno are soulmates, no one dies, and Wilbur is insecure. <3 -
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Read later.
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using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, SMPEarth
01 Jul 2025
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This is actually pretty good 😞
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i cant pay for therapy cus i’m broke so yknow i’ll cure my depression with this
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Someone get this man some carrots by AquaBlaze_XP for AshWolffe
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2023
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Surprise! Happy Holidays Ashe! I'm your secret Santa! I hope you enjoy! <3
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I've never written osmp or a sickfic before, so I'll be using a few head-cannons I like:1. I think The Pube (in picture of an actual building, not a block world), would have a bunch of couches, cushions, chairs, and what-not for everyone to chill out on, made with every taste and every hybrid in mind.
2. I think the outside area would be separated by two large glass sliding doors. (Usually they're wide open so people can come and go easy (Phil gets by don't worry))
3. Bunnyblade is a tad tinier than the average being. (Shorter)In the context of Origins SMP S2 <3
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Techno and Phil have a not so fun time, thus hurt, healing, and shenanigans ensue.(see end notes for my prompt)
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In the arms of an Angel (Or under his fangs) by The_Cecilia_Egg
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Nov 2022
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The Angel of Death has lived a long life. He loves his wife, but in his travels it feels as though they're missing something more. The castle can get quite empty with just the two of them.
Perhaps they're overdue for company.
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“Techno, Tech, where have you been? What happened?” Phil reaches for him again.
“Stop,” Techno begs, weak and broken, raising his hands to try to protect himself. “Don’ touch me, don’t, you can’t-”
Phil inhales sharply. “Wil,” he says, “the lantern.”
“Oh, gods.” Wilbur kneels beside Phil, holding the lantern closer to Techno. “What in all the hells-”
“Withering,” Phil says grimly. He doesn’t reach for Techno again. “Don’t touch him. Go and get your brother.”
“Please,” Techno sobs. “Please, I didn’t want this, you weren’t supposed to know-”
“Shh, shh, it’s okay mate.” Phil’s voice shakes. “We’re gonna fix this. We can fix it.”Series
- Part 1 of dnd 'verse
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In a world where soulmates are connected by the letters they can write each other, even if they've never met, Techno waits eagerly for every letter from Phil. They're about the only thing that makes his miserable existence as crown prince bearable.
Flufftober prompt: Penpals with emeraldduo
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A series of sickfics centering around Bedrock Bros, because I am currently sick and I’m suffering. Warning: Contains copious amounts of fluff and brotherly arguing.
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need to read again <3
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Technoblade can't stand it when people touch him. Which is all well and good, until he gets sick.
Febuwhump prompt: Flinching with Emeraldduo and Twinduo
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Bunnyblade gets sick
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The Healing Properties of Soup by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Origins SMP
02 Dec 2023
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Techno didn't like being sick. He hated staying in place for too long, forcing other people to look after him. He hated it, so whenever he was sick, he usually powered through it, continuing as normal. Can't burden anyone if you make yourself functional, can you?
Of course, he couldn't really deny anything when he was passing out, especially with a witness.
(Luckily for him, though, Phil was an excellent caregiver. He liked doing it, liked making sure his friends, his family, knew they were loved. He was going to make sure Techno knew he wasn't a burden to anyone by the time he was healthy. In the meantime, he can make a mean soup, which might actually be just what Techno needed after all.)
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN DESCRIPTIONS OF BEING SICK.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 3 of Origins SMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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Phil has been around for long enough to know that like clockwork, after a century or so, werewolves tend to forget their fear and get bold again. They try and test the waters to see what they can get away with and worm their way into Phil’s territory.
Phil just has to put them back in their place.
There’s a werewolf trespasser on the full moon. Naturally, Phil drags him back to his dungeon. He and his pack will pay for his actions, and then Phil and his coven will be left alone for another century or so. Simple.
Except everything keeps going wrong. First the trespasser has a fever, then his pack won’t take him back.
Phil is left with the trespasser. He figures maybe he can be some sort of guard for his territory at first but then as he treats his fever, well…
Phil didn’t think he would get attached to a werewolf of all things but he supposes that anything is possible when you live as long as he does.
(Or Techno is a werewolf recently abandoned by his pack, Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are all vampires, and maybe they get a little more attached than they thought they would.)
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- Part 4 of Oops, All Dark SBI!
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What A Mess by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy) for ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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Philza wouldn't consider himself an honest man. An honest worker, perhaps, when he can afford to be; an honest father, an honest friend. But now, dressed straight off the rack, with his son's tiny little hand cradled in his, it is an honest smile that steals across his face.
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Philza cleans crimescenes. He's a crimescene cleaner. He's also a father, almost definitely laundering his boss’ money, and newly very, very confused.If boss is not son, why son shaped?
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Diet Dark SBI Crimescene Cleaner AUSeries
- Part 36 of Elbow-deep in DSBI
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What A Mess
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At eighteen, Techno gets emancipated to escape his abusive parents, gains full custody of his little brother Tommy, and builds a life for himself. If only he knew that his parents left him one last gift in his genes.
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Sicktember prompt heart condition with Emduo
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- Part 6 of Shae's Sicktember 2024
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My aroace cc!Technoblade series! Part 3 won't focus on Techno being aroace, it's just a fun thing I wanted to add to the series.
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Very good au… that being said this is technically canon divergent with real life I guess
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“I’ll find you,” Wilbur says, sounding almost frantic. “When you come back, I’ll find you. You can come home.”
Techno smiles, it’s a nice lie to hold on to as he dies.
They’re not going to remember each other- human memories are too easily altered. He was alone in the last cycle, and he’ll be alone in the next one.or, terminally ill Technoblade lives for a year, dies, and wakes up with no memory of the last year. somehow, this leads him to a family.
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- Part 1 of immortals
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Loved this the first time I read it, adored it the second time!