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The Gentleman Pyrate and the Little Lord and Lady by embee_bucz
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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"Good-bye children."
Stede's in the process of closing the door as quietly as he can - something he's an expert in, he likes to sneak in and give them a kiss after they've gone to bed but before he does - when he hears it.
"Papa?"
Damn.
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An AU where Stede brings Louis and Alma along with him when he runs off to be a pirate. Edward is charmed, Izzy is beside himself, the crew is smitten, and Mary desperately deserves a drink.
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“I’m not going to beg you,” he said. “You either want me or you don’t. I love you, but I will not bend over backwards to keep you. Do you understand?”
5 times Edward Teach kept to his word, and 1 time he didn’t.- Language:
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Reunion fic and more! Stunning story.
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Stede Bonnet unearths potential evidence that his 18th century ancestor could be the Gentleman Pirate, and contacts a top pirate historian Edward Teach, an expert on the dreaded pirate Blackbeard, to get to the bottom of it. An email correspondence sparks something more than just academic research.
Modern day email epistolary AU fic.
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all eyes on me by goodmorningnona
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Aug 2024
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...in the center of the ring just like a circus
Gideon Nav is a drag king. Coronabeth is his drag mother. Ianthe drags Harrow to a show, and she melts beneath the gaze of Cavalier Calliope. Or: they should’ve been at the club.
"On the walk home, it was Harrow’s turn to ask questions. “So, my other deep question.”
“Hit me.”
Harrowhark said instinctually, “Don’t try me.”
Gideon gulped.
“I’m only kidding, don’t fret,” Harrow said, extremely horny and absolutely not kidding. “Anyway, where does your drag name come from?” Harrow realised Gideon was taking a detour into the park, and allowed him to walk her that way, enjoying their time as night settled into the sky.
Gideon giggled. “Ever heard of a webcomic called Homestuck?”" -
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Edward Teach finds himself drawn into a new bar during an evening out alone, and sits down beside a handsome nerd named Stede Bonnet. Ed wears a cute AF skirt, Stede recites a poem, and the flirtation is absolutely excessive. They go home together, where Ed discovers that Stede has a kinky little secret. Boning obviously ensues.
Modern AU where Stede and Ed meet in an NYC-esque bar called the Revenge.
Bonus bi!Ed for you bisexual Ed truthers out there.
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Skirts and Barbells
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After Overwatch falls, Angela stops watching the news unless absolutely necessary. It makes her depression and anxiety worse, not to even mention the PTSD. Seeing all these people that she can’t help is exhausting, and so distressing. And maybe she’s just tired of all the hoops and rules this world makes her jump through so she can help those people. Maybe after having her work stolen from her multiple times over, the good doctor has become somewhat cynical and world-weary. She doesn’t want to know what Talon is doing now that Overwatch is gone, and doesn’t want to see that Cassidy is still a wanted criminal. (Though, sometimes she wonders if he had the right idea.) So no, she refuses to watch the news.
And when she finds a blonde man with a peg leg, who is absolutely covered in soot, half dead near the relief camp she’s working in Mexico, she figures that he’s a survivor of the usual madness that has made a relief camp necessary. She’s not exactly wrong.
Or: Angela adopts a rat. Or maybe the rat adopts her?
Or Or: Does it count as a corruption arc if you’re pushed to it by the ‘good guys’ and the ‘villain’ is only a catalyst?
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- Part 1 of I’ll Make A Junker Out Of You Yet
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Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Team Fortress 2, Suicide Squad (Comics), Real Person Fiction, Healthy Harold Mascot, Crash Bandicoot (Video Games), Tekken (Video Games), Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Total Drama (Cartoon), Rise of the Guardians (2012), 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games), Ryuuko no Ken | Art of Fighting (Video Games), King of Fighters, Crocodile Dundee (Movies), Project: Eden's Garden, Political RPF - Australian 20th-21st c., Prison Games, Guilty Gear (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), Bluey (Cartoon 2018), DCU, Dot and the Kangaroo - Ethel Pedley, Virtua Fighter (Video Games), Home and Away (TV), Fire Emblem Series
19 Aug 2025
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17 true blue aussies have to fahking clobber each other in a cark game
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Stede had kids. Stede was a dad. Stede was a dad who had kids. Kids who were currently shrieking in his upended living room. A living room that Edward had never seen in any state other than pristine.
The second part of his statement caught up to Ed, his look of surprise turned into confusion. “What? Why wouldn’t I want to reschedule?”Stede shrugged sheepishly. “Most men I meet run in the other direction when they hear the kids' line. Not very interested in sharing their time with ‘every other weekend and summers.’”
Ed stared at Stede incredulously. “Most men you meet run in the other direction because you’re not a deadbeat dad?”
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Plans change, Ed meets Alma and Louis and may or may not fall in love with their dad.
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- Part 1 of Bonus
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Two years before meeting each other as Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet have an impassioned one night stand after connecting in a Barbados tavern.
Featuring hot toddies and even hotter Stiddies, this extended hookup explores unexpected tender feelings, the mutability of identity, and buttholes.
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- Part 5 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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If anyone asked, he'd deny it. But the main reason Edward Teach keeps coming back to this particular Mall Santa gig year after year is the annual reappearance of his blonde-haired, hot chocolate-bearing Christmas Angel.
For his part, Stede Bonnet is more than happy to bring drinks and snacks to the man that he's internally been referring to as "Hot Santa" for the last five years, even now that he no longer has the alibi of his children to hide behind.
Too bad that they only ever see each other once a year.
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In the adventurer’s paradise of Aotearoa (NZ), Stede Bonnet has dreamt of being a travel guide since he was a boy.
Unfortunately, being the heir to coach tour company Bonnet Adventures means he’s doomed to a life behind a desk, planning experiences he’ll never have.
Edward Teach is what they call a world-weary traveler. Having guided nature tours in some of the most extreme environments around the world, he’s seen and done it all – and he’s bored out of his skull.
When Stede abandons his family to lead a trekking tour of the country, he quickly realizes that he’s in over his head, and looks to more experienced guide, Ed, for guidance.
Facing high-maintenance travel bloggers, treacherous natural elements and the ever-present feeling that they’ll never be enough, Stede and Ed find new purpose - and each other - on the adventure of a lifetime.
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vids by bironic by bironic, Dee_Laundry
Fandom: "Absolute unit" livestock meme, 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), 28 Days Later (2002), Actor RPF, American Gods (TV), Aniara (2019), Apocalypto (2006), Big Eden (2000), Black Girl in a Big Dress, Black Swan (2010), Bloodshot (2020), British Actor RPF, Chee and Leaphorn Series (TV), Chronicles of Riddick (2004), Chronicles of Riddick Series, Cocaine Bear (2023), Dark City (1998), Dead Poets Society (1989), Death Takes a Holiday (1934), Elf (2003), FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992), Haim (Band), Halloween Tree (1993), Hammer Horror Films, Holey Moley (US TV), House M.D., Human vs. Hamster (TV 2024), Imperial Radch Series - Ann Leckie, Independence Day (1996), Interview With the Vampire (1994), It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955), Juanita (2019), Jurassic Park (1993), Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic Park III (2001), Longmire (TV), Los Espookys (TV), Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997), Låt den rätte komma in | Let the Right One In (2008), Léon | The Professional (1994), Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Master and Commander - All Media Types, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), Meet Joe Black (1998), Moana (2016), monster movies - Fandom, Multi-Fandom, Music RPF, My Octopus Teacher (2020), Neptune Frost (2021), Night at the Museum (Movies), Northern Exposure, Original Work, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Overcooked (Video Games), Peanuts, Pitch Black (2000), Plants Behaving Badly (2017), Queen of the Damned (2002), Renfield (Movie 2023), Riddick (2013), Roar (TV), Robot Chicken, Robot Stories (2003), Rūrangi (2020), See You Yesterday (2019), sex and lucia, Space Exploration RPF, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stargate Atlantis, The Banshees of Inisherin (2022), The Body Snatcher (1945), The Green Table (ballet), The Hunger Games (Movies), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), The Secret Garden (1993), Thor (Movies), Threesome (1994), True Blood, Vampire Chronicles - All Media Types, Vampires vs. the Bronx (2020), Waxwork (1988), What We Do in the Shadows (2014), What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Wingspan (Board Game 2019)
28 Jan 2025
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It’s Paris in the summer of 2024, and world-famous diving champion Ed Teach is representing New Zealand in what could be his final Olympics. After coming back from an almost career-ending injury he’s focussed everything he's got on winning gold at these Games, but when he meets Stede Bonnet—a first-time diving rival representing Barbados—at the infamous free condom handout and then discovers they're roommates, he’s suddenly got a lot more to think about.
As Ed’s synchronisation with his long-term diving partner Izzy Hands begins to falter and Stede struggles with his confidence, believing in each other might be the only thing that gets them both through. In between, they're going to take this brief, fated time together to connect in every possible way they can.
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- Part 1 of Love Beyond Borders
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In a world where factionless children can pick there faction at the age of 16 Keahi Akina chooses dauntless and has to face not only the challenge of getting through training but also the challenge of not falling for her leader. Eric. but little does she know he's falling for her to.
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Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”
Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”
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A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme.
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Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”
Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”
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A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme, the fic is all complete and a new chapter will be posted weekly.
ETA: A podfic version of this fic, read by the incomparable SD_Ryan, is available here!
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Stella, an Urban Planner, has decided to quit work and take a 4-5 month trip to visit major cities around the world, visiting 21 cities worldwide. She seems to be quite popular with the ladies and ends up hooking up with a new girl in each place.
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famous last words by goodmorningnona
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 May 2024
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Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid, asleep or deadOR: if i annoy you enough will you fall in love with me?
"Gideon and Harrowhark made their way to the closet at the back of the room, Gideon leading Harrow by the hand.
As the door shut, Ianthe shouted, “Timer’s on, lesbos.”
Gideon smiled at Harrow as she turned on the pull-string lightbulb.
“You ever kissed a girl before?”
Harrowhark stared at Gideon’s eyes—she had never seen them so close. They were brighter than the sun. She let her face get close to Gideon’s, breathing open-mouthed, and said: “I hate you so fucking much.” Gideon licked her own lips before going straight in with tongue."DEAD DOVE: There are graphic depictions of cutting and emotions surrounding self harm. There are graphic depictions of child abuse. There is a suicide attempt, it is graphic. There is a successful suicide in later acts, it is not of characters you care about, but it does include some graphic details.
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The first eighteen chapters of Moby Dick — from Queequeg's point of view.
Many waters cannot quench love, nor floods drown it. – Song of Solomon
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Created with artist Avatoh for OFMD Big Bang 2023
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In the year 1888, Stede Bonnet, twenty seven years of age, holder of a degree in Political Economy (by the skin of his teeth and his father’s refusal to fund any further studies in Classics or History), lived life fairly well on his own terms. He was a little queer in his ideas, and in addition to the arts was an enthusiast in some branches of science. Those with a passing acquaintance, which was the most anyone would claim, called him a decent fellow enough.
Stede Bonnet, tired of wasting his hours in the lonely offices of Bonnet Industrial Holdings in the bustling metropolis of Melbourne, decides to follow in the footsteps of his fictional hero and advertises his services as a private detective.
Ed Teach, seeking the inheritance that should be his, is in need of someone to help claim his father's gold mine for the good of his whānau back in Aotearoa.
From the moment they lay eyes on each other there's no chance they're keeping things professional. It could be a perfect detective and sidekick partnership, if they weren't lying to each other. And if they could agree on who's the Holmes and who's the Watson.
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- Part 1 of Treasures of the Antipodes
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