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    It’s a lie.

    An outrageous, bare-faced, slanderous, shameless lie.

    A calumny.

    A smear on his honour.

    Merlin isn’t a lightweight, dammit. It takes more than a couple of miserly pints of beer to send him rolling under the table, and anyone who dares to say anything to the contrary is a brazen liar and an unabashed twat.

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    In which Merlin is the silliest drunk and the exasperated king is tasked (by himself) to escort Merlin home.

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    All the fics written based on personal experiences, thoughts, feelings, emotions, dreams, or otherwise connected to my mess of a brain.

    In some it's only certain aspects, others are more what my depression or anxiety tries to convince me of, and some stories are straight up copied from irl. You'll just have to guess which is which lol

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    Have you ever had two friends who can’t stop dancing around each other? Gwaine has. Gwaine has lived this way for months. And Gwaine will have no more. That is why Gwaine, the gorgeous genius that he is, has concocted a plan.

    Gwaine’s five step plan to get the Clotpole and the Dollophead Together
    1. Get Merlin to admit his feelings for Arthur
    2. Get Arthur to admit he doesn’t hate Merlin
    3. Have Arthur heroically save Merlin’s life
    4. Set the two up on a date
    5. Buy yourself a drink for a job well done

    Maybe this one will actually work out....

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    When all the death eaters broke out of Azkaban, they woke a certain prisoner who has been in there for a very long time. Practically as long as the prison has been built, maybe even longer. Was he put there because he committed some atrocious crime? No, nothing so dark and dreary.

    Immortality to some seems like a blessing; some people strive for it, kill for it even. But some see it as a curse of an endless life. Some people wish they were just normal human beings. Living a 100-year lifespan. Maybe even the wizarding 200-year lifespan, but no more. One man wishes for death. But could never grasp it. Until he meets the master of it. Or at least the soon-to-be master.

    Coming into a new world with Dark Lords and young children fighting in a war, they need not fight. An old sorcerer joins the battle.

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    In which Gwaine finally realizes that Merlin has never had a day off and hatches a brilliant plan: Step One, get Merlin liquor'd up so he won't protest The Plan; Step Two, fake a kidnapping and a ransom note that will force Arthur and the rest of Camelot's nobles to treat their servants better, and Step Three, return Merlin to Arthur once he's done, with no one the wiser and everyone happier.

    Unfortunately, Gwaine's plans have never once worked out the way he thought they would, and things just sort of fall apart from there.

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    As everyone should know, the combination of Gwaine, boredom, and alcohol, does not bode well. Especially for a certain manservant who hasn’t had a drink in over two years.

    Or...

    Merlin gets drunk and ends up revealing too much

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    When Merlin left for Camelot, he had been escaping more than just the fear of being discovered. For he had already been discovered by someone who would use his power against him. But after ten years of living at Arthur's side, he had nearly forgotten his tormenter. Until he appears in Camelot for a tournament.

    Suddenly everything Merlin had built begins to fall apart and he is unable to save himself. Will Arthur notice what is wrong with his servant and will he be able to help.

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    Merlins drunk. It was Gwaine's fault but now, as per usual, it's Arthur's responsibility.

    Drunken shenanigans and gay stargazing ensue.

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  11. 20

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    One night, while studying for his French midterm, a very drunk Merlin stumbles into Arthur's room, mistaking it for his own. Cuddling ensues. Drabble written from a prompt for deanpendragon's birthday.

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    After that evening in the tavern, Arthur has not been able to look at his manservant the same way ever since.

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    Midsummer approaches and Arthur needs a queen.
    Merlin would like to, once again, point out that he -- and he cannot stress this enough -- is not, in fact, a girl.
    ...No one seems to care.


    Also known as the one where Arthur eats his crown.

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    Where the Knights of Camelot, who are feeling rather somber after having lost Lancelot, decide to cheer themselves up by getting Merlin drunk, and Arthur absolutely does not hide in a wardrobe to figure out exactly why Sirs Leon and Gwaine swear this is the most effective way to raise morale.

    (or: who knew that a drunk Merlin gives inspiring, heartfelt speeches? Well, everyone but Arthur of course.)

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    When Merlin accidentally gets too drunk on Gawain's birthday his Irish accent comes out, confusing everyone who can understand him, and everyone who can't too.

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    "What did you say?" Percival asked him to repeat himself, and everyone quieted down to listen closer.

    "I said I don't understand how Gawain can drink all day and night and none of you lot say a word about it, but the one time I get a bit tipsy, you look at me like I've grown a second head," Merlin repeated, his accent thick, and his voice much deeper than usual with an almost raspy sound.

    There's a pause as they all stare at him until Gawain pipes up. "He said my name!"

    "Yeah, I think we all caught that part, Gawain," Arthur muttered, keeping his eyes on Merlin. "What accent are you using?"

    "What are you talking about?" Merlin asked.

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    Merlin had enough with the play.
    He loves Arthur and doesn't belive he is good enough to stand next to his lover as his partner.
    He needs to talk with Uther and show him it is not such a great idea.
    But changing Uthers mind won't be so easy.
    If he even can do this.

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    Follow Merlin and Arthur on this trilogy as they face the weight of their pasts and the dangers of their futures in a quest for true love.

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    All of my Merlin fics in one place for comfort and ease of use ^-^
    **Quality may vary

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