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  1. 18

    Looks Like You're The Bottom And I'm The Top by

    Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    27 Mar 2022

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    Hal and Bruce hash out their feelings, if only Hal wasn't such an annoying shit. Maybe Bruce would've been in a relationship with him sooner.

    NO really, Bruce told himself that.

    ((Feturing: Drunk!Hal Jordan, Totallydone!Bruce Wayne, and smirky!Barry Allen))

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    We're friends with benefits, right? by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    15 Jul 2025

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    Hal Jordan is afraid he wouldn't be a good partner. He's afraid he wouldn't be a good father. He's afraid he'll fuck things up and doesn't even realize it.

    But with friends with benefits, he could get someone warm to hold at night and when the sun rises, they would part ways and never see each other again.

    That is what friends with benefits are supposed to be.

    Right?

    Then why is Hal living in Bruce's manor, eating his food and co-parenting his kids?

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    Biological Imperative by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU  

    29 May 2020

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    “He likes you, Hal.” He says, tone gentle, like Hal's going to snap. “We both do.”

    Hal nods. “And when you say like—" Shut up, shut up, shut up. What's next, what profound stupidity will pour out of his mouth tonight? Do you mean like, or like-like? Jesus H. Christ.

    “Like-like.” Well, at least Clark said it first. He can't even look him in the eyes. He's too embarrassed on Clark's behalf to, really. “We'd like to invite you—”

    And now his eyes snap to Clark's, holding his gaze, firm and steady. “Are you asking me for a threesome with Batman?”

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    For Whom We'd Give Blood by

    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types

    26 May 2025

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    "Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood." - Charles Dickens, Mugby Junction

    The story of how Hal Jordan became the Waynes' favorite uncle.

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    Wants and Desires by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)  

    10 Oct 2023

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    “We really are okay. Nothing’s wrong. And while I am sort of here on orders to get your pulse for Batman that’s only like… ten percent of it.”
    “Only ten percent?” Hal raised an eyebrow. Clark ducked his head and caught a glimpse of a dusky nipple through the too-big arm hole of Hal’s vest.
    “The rest is all me. I wanted to-” he paused, swallowed, tried to find the right words.

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    What is a Dilf? by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    22 Oct 2023

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    Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

    You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.

     

    Flash @TheOriginal ✓

    Dude, are you drunk?

     

    Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

    I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.

     

    (Tim reads the JL's official Twitter and has uncomfortable questions for his older brother. Jason will make Hal Jordan pay.)

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    Remnants by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types  

    01 May 2023

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    One Halloween night after the Zero Hour event found Hal and Bruce, Parallax and Batman, in some otherworldly dimension discussing meanings of the universe, the life they’d lived and the feelings they’d had for one another.

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    Ersatz Abyss by for Striding_Feather

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Apr 2021

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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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  9. 25

    Just An Earthbound Misfit by

    Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU  

    28 Dec 2024

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    Hal Jordan starts questioning their gender after feelings they've tried to bury for decades become harder to ignore. They decide to go out for a night on the town in a seedy far-sector bar but run into an unexpected familiar face.

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    1989 by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)  

    06 Jul 2025

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    August 1989

    "Missouri? You're sending me to Missouri?" Hal repeats. He can't have heard right. She can't really mean it, can she?

    "I bet you can't even find it on a map." Jack comments.

    "I can too, Jackass-"

    "Harold. You're going, and that's final. Have your bags packed for Saturday morning. And for the love of God, don't take that jacket with you." Jessica Jordan says, turning away from her second child and effectively ending the conversation.
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    Hal is 17, and counting the days till his 18th birthday so he can join the Air Force. Jessica Jordan is desperate to get her son away from the Californian airfields, so she calls in an old favour and sends Hal to spend a few months in Central City.
    Darryl Frye hopes that their guest will help Barry get out of his shell, and forget about his mother's murder.

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    It’s always colder on your own by

    Fandoms: DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

    03 Aug 2020

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    Hal Jordan has been alive for exactly 267 years. He’s counted. He knows it’s unnatural but the fact is undeniable. Being forced to watch as his friends died one by one and attending countless hospital visits and funerals takes its toll on him.

     

     

     

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    Hal outlives all of his friends and when he thinks it's finally over, he doesn't even die properly.

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    Give it a try by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)  

    11 Jun 2023

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    It was Hal and Bruce's usual argument, but Bruce finally decided to confess his feelings. But Hal couldn't bring himself to believe it.

    Batlantern Weekend 2023 - Day 2: “How do I know you’re not lying?”

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  13. 56

    The Pretense That Binds by

    Fandoms: DCU  

    05 Feb 2025

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    To keep the Justice League from recognizing their true feelings, Bruce and Hal frequently go out of their way to put on elaborate arguments. Which works perfectly for the sake of keep their marriage a secret. Even though it sometimes hurts.
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    “You acted recklessly and without any concern for anyone but yourself. Again," Bruce stated.

    Hal glanced at his hand, knowing fully well this was an act, a charade they could drop as soon as it was over and they were home. Until then, he just had to play his part. “Don’t patronize me,” he insisted, slapping his hand away harshly. “I’m not a child.”

    “Well, you certainly act like one,” he snapped, stepping back to exit his personal space and put some distance between them. “My kids have better survival skills than you do.”

    Hal scoffed. “I doubt it, considering you’ve gotten half of them killed and the other half have tried to kill you,” he retorted sharply, the words feeling heavy and bitter on his tongue.

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    The Deeper I Drown by for oliviathecf

    Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCU (Comics)  

    31 Mar 2020

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    Sinestro had long left Hal's apartment and Hal had no illusion that Guy didn't know what he was up to behind their backs. 

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    Welcome home! Please take off your trauma at the door by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

    02 Jul 2025

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    What happens when some of the strongest heroes in the world get de-aged into emotionally fragile teens? Wow thank you so much for asking! They end up living in the suburbs with Kal and Diana as their parents of course.

    So many different personalities and problems under one roof, what could possibly go wrong? From sitcom vibes to awkward middle school romance to crying over a bowl of soup in a closet there is never a dull moment here! Grow with them as they learn that maybe it's not all that bad, well at least that's what they say after the microwave explodes again

    Welcome home! Please take your trauma off at the door

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    Who Needs the Sunshine? by

    Fandoms: Being Human (UK)  

    22 Mar 2024

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    Nick Cutler is going through withdrawal in the basement of Honolulu Heights, and there's a lot that needs to be said before he can begin his life of sobriety. Meanwhile, Hal doesn't know how to deal with his feelings for the man that has reappeared again in his life after fifty years.

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    365 Days of One Word Prompts (and my Suffering) by Anonymous

    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Constantine (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV), DCU, DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Doctor Who (2005), Gotham Knights (Video Game 2021), Gotham Knights (Video Game 2022), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Harley Quinn (Comics), Hellblazer, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Justice League - All Media Types, Klarion (Comics), Magisterium Series - Holly Black & Cassandra Clare, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Merlin (TV), Miraculous Ladybug, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Nightwing (Comics), Original Work, Poison Ivy (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Signs (2002), Smallville, Sonic Prime (Cartoon 2022), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Temeraire - Naomi Novik, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2021), The Batman (Movie 2022), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, The Umbrella Academy (TV), Titans (Comics), Warriors - Erin Hunter, White Collar (TV 2009), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)

    21 May 2023

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    Jan 1:
    I am suffering.png and I have 365 days of torture ahead of me....
    I regret everything and nothing and I hope y'all can help me power through this year of much words, very write...yoink...

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    Top Four by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

    23 Oct 2025

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    Hal couldn't believe that Bruce just admitted to not really having watched movies after the 80s on a channel that had over 13 million subscribers. It had to be a fluke, but the Jordan's band together to make a list of Must-See Movies in case Hal might ever run into Bruce. It was more likely than any of the kids thought.

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    It Begun With a Fight by

    Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), DCeased (DC Comics), Justice League - All Media Types  

    05 Jul 2025

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    If someone wanted to get back at the league what do you they would do? Take away Hal of course!

    Updates every 1-2 weeks

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    Counterintuitive Acceleration by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

    12 Feb 2024

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    Hal has decided to convince Bruce to loosen up the stranglehold that he holds on the identities of the heroes associated with Batman, but Bruce is as stubborn as Hal is determined. The result is a war of attrition that may leave no survivors.

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