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    Their marriage had been a Ministry arrangement, a calculated political move that appeased the Wizengamot and kept Draco under careful supervision. Potter had agreed to it out of duty, just as he did everything else. He loathed her, right?

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  2. 13

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    Goblins, and Lawyers, and Reporters, and Best Friends - oh my!

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    Reading the Potter and Black Family Grimoire, Harry Potter realizes that he needed the best witch as a life partner.
    So, with advice from his ancestors and careful planning, he wins the heart of the best witch in Britain because a Black always gets the best and a Potter always marries the most loyal.

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  4. 4

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  5. 41

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    Harry Potter has a reputation—charming, reckless, never see the same woman twice. But then he stumbles into Draco Malfoy, his old enemy, a grumpy, overworked ministry worker who wants nothing to do with him.
    And somewhere between stolen kisses and late-night visits, she becomes his little secret and the one thing he can’t let go.

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    The first few times, it was kind of funny. After a while, however, it started to get a bit depressing. By the tenth time Harry won Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, it was downright humiliating. But even that wouldn’t have been enough to get him to agree to Pansy Parkinson’s scheme to put him on a wizarding dating show—at least, not without the additions of a tearfully earnest Molly Weasley and one too many glasses of champagne.

    Now, Harry finds himself the first-ever lead on ‘The Bachelor: Magical Edition’, produced by Pansy and Draco Malfoy, hosted by Blaise Zabini, and featuring fourteen wix of various backgrounds competing for his heart in front of the entire Wizarding world—one of whom he’s expected to find love with. So, you know. No pressure.

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    So the war's over and Harry's a Rookie Auror, and everything seems... fine? I mean, he's single, his life is mostly work and he hasn't been out in ages and he's tired and annoyed most of the time, and he should probably be a bit more social, but the last time he kissed a girl he had to Obliviate her... but that's normal, right? And then Robards throws him a file, yells at him a bit and he finds himself guarding Malfoy of all people, and maybe that little feeling in his gut he thought he'd disproved as indigestion once and for all.... maybe was something else. Something lots gayer.

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  8. 5

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    “Malfoy, why are you here?” Granger demanded.
    “Flying. Obviously. Try to keep up.” Draco smirked. “I thought you were supposed to be smart.”
    “I’m glad to see the system works,” she said condescendingly. “You seem completely reformed.”

    This Quidditch Dramione is completely finished with 26 chapters and ~104,000 words. After the first 3 chapters are posted, a new chapter will be released each week.

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  9. 4

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    Welcome to the Tortured Whumptober Department!

    Here you’ll find two of my favorite things: Taylor Swift and Whump!

    Take a journey across TTPD: Anthology this month while watching your faves be put through the wringer. Each day is inspired by a track from Taylor’s latest album; some songs fit their fic better than others.

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  10. 11

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    Narcissa was twenty-five the first time she had an orgasm.

    She was thirty-five when she spoke against Lucius’ wishes.

    And she was forty-five when she fell out of love with Lucius.

    Narcissa was fifty-five when she felt that curiosity again – the one that had her chasing her hips and speaking out of turn and asking for a divorce. 

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    Series was formerly "Remus Lupin and the darkness", but evolved way beyond that.

    I should probably make clear somewhere that these are standalones in that they share some sort of continuity, but occasionally veer of into different AUs at different points of the timestream. So Not By Force is definitely not where things are meant to go, it's just an exercise in misery ^^

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    It’s the summer after fifth year, and Sirius has made himself scarce as usual. But then Remus catches a glimpse of him in Witch Weekly’s special on the Black-Malfoy wedding. Something about that photo is very, very off…

    Turns out this is the summer Sirius runs away. Or tries to. Because the Blacks are not giving up on their heir without a fight.

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  13. 21

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    They were so well settled that the prospect of children doesn’t even seem as frightening as it might have once to Draco.

    Or at least, it didn’t seem frightening because it seemed obvious that Draco would carry the child. His job is flexible and self-employed. Harry’s job is dangerous, high-stress, and requires him to be on his feet. Beyond that, Harry’s obsessive, nosy tendencies mean that he gets tied up into at least one major conspiracy or dramatic showdown a year. He just can’t keep himself out of trouble.

    This is why when Harry asks him shyly over dinner a week ago if he can carry the child- Draco’s response had been--

    “Draco,” Harry said, frowning, “please stop laughing.”

    Or: Nine moments from Harry's nine months of pregnancy

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    Almost six years post-war Narcissa Black-Malfoy sits down with a Witch Weekly reporter for a tell-all interview.

    Topics Include: The Malfoy’s peacocks and peacocking, a guide to hosting etiquette, and an imminent proposal.

    **Set in the style of a Vogue 73-Question Interview.**

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  16. 8

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    Hermione wins a birthday date with Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor, spiraling all day between whether it'll be Theo or Draco.

    Her date goes flawlessly, and yes, there will be a second one.

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  17. 57

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    “I’m not so convinced friendship is possible… but that doesn’t mean we can’t get up to other kinds of fun in the name of post-war unity.”

    “If this is your idea of flirting, Malfoy, I’d stick with bullying.”

    Or, what happens when long-term adversaries who barely tolerate each other keep crossing paths over the years. Disdain softens into intrigue, intrigue ignites into companionship, and companionship… well, it might just evolve into something deeper—if Gryffindors and Slytherins can ever truly be friends, that is.

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    Scorpius Malfoy - eleven and a half, and recently started at Hogwarts - tells the reader the story of how he came to be.

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  19. 8

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    Pansy is sick and tired of being the only person in the entire eighth year common room unable to cuddle, snog or even hold hands with her boyfriend.

    All because he took the mutterings of a staunch pureblood Granny to heart.

    Honestly.

    Her chastity did not need protecting from Augusta Longbottom.

     

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    It was a bitter winter day in early February, and nearly everyone was tucked in front of the fire in the 8th year common room, snuggled up with their significant others.

    Everyone, that is, except Pansy Parkinson.

    And why, exactly, isn’t she snuggled up with her boyfriend?

    Because the self-sacrificing, sadistic knob head decided that he was going to honor the bloody courtship rules that freaking Augusta Longbottom laid out for him during Yule Break. Bloody floor mat that she is.

    Honestly.

    If Pansy wanted a bloody stick in the mud, she would have dated that Hufflepuff, Ernie MacMillan.

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  20. 64

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    After Hermione confesses that she has a soft spot for a certain coworker, Ginny helps her catch him in the Quidditch changing room.

    ***In a cascade of burgundy hair, Ginny slumped down on the sofa and without thinking twice, opened the issue at a precise page. “Here. One hundred and twenty nine tips on how to find a husband. The most popular article in Witch Weekly history. Dated 1958. So, some of them might be a little sexist, hilarious, or archaic, but it's worth a shot. Against a Malfoy, we need heavy weaponry and old fashioned witchy tricks.”***

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