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  1. 47

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    After Tommy is kicked out of his mother’s home at the ripe old age of 15, Tommy has nowhere else to stay but his best friend's place. He assures himself, though, that he’ll find an apartment and be out of their hair by the end of the month.

    Unfortunately (or fortunately), when Wilbur latches onto things, he latches on hard, and he does not let go. Techno isn’t keen on letting his runt run off alone, and Philza will do anything to make sure his youngest child will stay right at home, where he needs to be.

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    ¾ SBI stopping their ¼ from leaving.

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  2. 7

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    Tommy Craft is regrettably, extremely hungry. In the wee small hours of the morning,—right before the dawn could reflect on his window pane—he is starving.

    His dinner consisted of canned beans and left over fish fingers, and while it tasted mediocre at best, it wasn't enough to satisfy him. What would satisfy him though is something sweet. Something crunchy and soft, both.

    Something like chocolate chip cookies.

     

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    Tommy and Techno bake cookies. That's it, that's the fic.

     

    Prompt: "Baking at 3AM in the morning because who needs sleep? Definitely did not get caught in the process"

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  3. 60

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    A series of all of my DSBI fics, for your reading pleasure <3

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  4. *

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    The large wooden door opened, an adult woman looking around in search of whoever had knocked, but only finding the golden haired baby on a basket with a note. In said note, there were three words written in rushed —but neat nonetheless— cursive.

    “This is Tommy.”

    In that same town, but located on the other side of it, three cloaked men moved into their new home, on the second floor of a pink little building with built-in shelves filled with a large variety of sweet treats.

    A bakery.

    Or, a fic in which Tommy steals from some rich dude and gets a new family full of bakers.

    Or or, vampire SBI open up a bakery and end up adopting an orphan child they found on the streets.

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  5. 31

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  6. 30

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    Everything bedrockbros.

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  8. 18

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    7PM, and the potatoes were fried, the seasoning crafted to perfection, the bar clean from annoyingly hazardous liquid like blood, and Whitelisted was open for business.
    Considered the best restaurant in the city (not that that was enough for Techno, he wanted world domination here, but one step at a time), Whitelisted was never empty. But Techno was one man, and since he was independent like that, he opened whenever the hell he felt like it. Keep them on their toes, that was the Whitelisted way.

    There were only 3 ways to join. And Whitelisted was not an easy establishment to track down, through some not-quite-totally-legal methods that Techno casually ignored. He had damn good potatoes, and that was the important bit

     

    Or: A oneshot around Whitelisted from WolfyTheWitch's and Rebeldoodle’s Farwell Wanderlust AU

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  9. 41

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    “Tommy?” Techno questioned and he sounded in disbelief. Tommy doesn’t blame him. “What do— why are you calling me, Theseus?” Techno’s voice had gotten deeper, that or Tommy hadn’t heard it in so long that he forgot its original pitch.

    “Can’t I just—” Tommy cuts himself off with a dry, nearly heaving cough. “Can’t I just call to talk to my brother?” He doesn’t know why it hurts so badly to call Techno his brother.

     

    or; sick tommy calls techno after three years of no contact because he wants soup

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  11. 67

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    In another world, Niki Nihachu - revolutionary, anarchist (formerly retired), blood god - stands on equal ground with her fellow Syndicate members. Also at the table are an amnesiac seventeen-year-old who seems more comfortable speaking in Ender than in Common, the angry ex-baker who burned the L’Mantree and is tired of being spoken over, and the immortal who has been by the blood god’s side since the beginning - but not the ones you might think. Niki Nihachu acknowledges Phil, Techno and Ranboo each with a nod, in that order, and then smiles.
    “Welcome to the first meeting of the Syndicate,” she says. “Would anybody like to begin?”

    Or: a (very muddy) role-swap AU, intended as a character study exercise.

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  12. 6

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    wherein I write 31 fics for Technotober 2024!

     

    The Collection

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    Dream is a streamer/college student and Techno works as a barista and does youtube in his free time. The two meet when Dreams stays up late streaming and goes to a coffee shop that Sapnap tells him about (which a very attractive pinkette just happens to work at...)

    Ahhh, I finally completed it! (after a bit over a year smh)

    Also, don't flirt with your barista ya'll. It's just weird and they're just trying to work.

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  14. 22

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    In which Phil is seventeen years old, and has an interesting day when he notices some new lines in his memory book.

    (a work in the "flipside" universe by fensandmarshes)

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  15. 34

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    short oneshots that are written to see if my brain still functions (and most of the time it does!!)

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  16. 25

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    Michael is tired of being cooped up in the mansion and Michelle has to deal with his stupidity. Technoblade might have a soft spot for these kids. Ranboo and Tubbo have to learn to chill.

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  17. 21

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    When Techno is young and soft-edged, the wonder in Wilbur’s voice - the awed and awe-inspiring hushed tone as he murmurs about a special place - is enough to convince him. He has to stoop to enter the dirty, unremarkable van that Wilbur has already disappeared into; he doesn’t know why Wilbur would want Techno’s voice in their anthem, Techno’s place in their ranks, Techno’s clumsy, broad-shouldered piglin form in the neat uniforms he hears Tommy and Wilbur sewed by hand. Mostly Techno just doesn’t know why Wilbur would want him in this L’Manberg, when Techno’s just a baker who doesn’t like meeting peoples’ eyes.
    And so it is that Techno, before he is ever Technoblade, commits his allegiance to L’Manberg.

    Or: In the role-swap AU "flipside", where each member of the Syndicate takes on another's mantle, Techno learns what it is to keep an oath.

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  18. 8

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    set in the same universe, 4/4 sbi

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  19. 55

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    a "found family" is described as a group of people who share similar experiences and an understanding of each other but don't necessarily share blood ties. the size or the people in a found family don't necessarily need to be consistent as it is common to lose a few people to the throes of time or mistakes made by people who didn't know better.

     

    just because the family fractures doesn't mean it can't be put together again.

     

    and who's to say family can't come back together even with trauma shared between them?

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  20. 2

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    TEAM ORCHIDS
    (my beloveds)

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    TEAM ALLIUMS
    (also my beloveds)

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